Open the closest book to you and turn to page 206. The first sentence describes your love life.
Dec102015
Humor
Dec092015
Dear, sweet mothers
My mother gave me this in an envelope. #Candorville #authors #grammarnerds
Dec082015
Workplace Shenanigans
For today’s workplace shenanigans, my workplace correspondence is always so cordial. I’ll have conversations like this all of the time. It is hilarious to see how- or if- coworkers will respond.
Dec082015
Looks like I am getting coal again this year
Feb072014
Frosty the Snowman: 1950-2014
Sterling Heights- The Siberian Serial Killer has struck in the night yet again, terrorizing a small stuffed animal community. A member of the BAU inspects the scene in the photo, marked as State’s Evidence, Exhibit 1a. “Notice the hurried and careless disposal of the body,” he commented. “It’s clear...
Jan202014
Those rare moments when one joke unexpectedly leads to another
Some of you might remember the photos I shared last month on Twitter and Facebook when my wonderful girlfriend, Racheal, thought it would be hilarious to put wacky eyes on everything? Well, forward to tonight. We had fish for dinner and I wanted cocktail sauce with mine. She couldn’t...
Dec112013
The Downward Spiral of American Educational Standards
I think it’s fairly clear by now that I have a low tolerance for poor grammar and spelling from those who should know better. I try not to make people feel dumb when I point out mistakes because I do not expect everyone to write a sonnet or masterpiece...
Dec072013
Letting Idle Minds Wander
I came home exhausted from a long day and wanting something cold to drink only to find everything in the refrigerator staring at me! (O.o) Somebody apparently had too much free time today. …and so the next morning:
Dec032013
Santa is a Pervert
Jun252013
Logic and Dreams
Ambrose Bierce pondered one day, “Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.” “Ah,” said Lewis Carroll, “Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it...