Well, forward to tonight. We had fish for dinner and I wanted cocktail sauce with mine. She couldn’t find it so I went to the refrigerator, where I promptly found it on one of the shelves.
To my surprise, it still had the eyes on it. I pulled it out and said, “Here it is. It was staring right at you.”
BAZINGA!
It’s not often I have such moments of hilarious awesomeness, so I brag when and where I can.
