I had a dream last night that the state of Michigan, tired of road rage incidents and daily accidents, passed a law that replaced the current, simple written driving test with the equivalent of an SAT in order to remove the especially idiotic from the roads.
Boy, did it ever work. There was no longer rush hour traffic, as most people were forced to take public transportation.
Along with traffic questions, the test had simple math, grammar (of course), reasoning, and civics questions.
The guy next to me taking the test answered the question “What was the Boston Tea Party” with: People didn’t want to pay for tea from England so they had a big party and drank it all.
I laughed as I walked to my car. I laughed so hard that it actually forced me to awaken.