Last month scientists at the University of Sydney released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones due to hops containing phytoestrogens and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 glasses of beer within a one hour period.
It was then observed that all of the test subjects displayed the following characteristics:
Argued over nothing
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
Gained weight
Talked excessively without making sense
Became overly emotional
Couldn’t drive
Failed to think rationally
had to sit down while urinating

No further testing was considered necessary!!