A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.  On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.  The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green.

However, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?”

Young Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”