What kind of half-witted, elementary school dropout does Taco Bell have heading up their marketing department?! I’m frigging annoyed by their campaign for the new cool ranch Doritos Locos Taco. First of all, I’d like to point out that Locos Tacos is a very poor rhyme, but I digress…...
Most of us aren’t surprised by “Fifty Shades of Grey” being the fourth most-challenged book of 2012, but would you expect a children’s book to make number one? Dav Pilkey’s “Captain Underpants” has been repeatedly banned or challenged due to concerns over offensive language and charges of being “unsuited...
Here’s a list of books that were banned before they even had a chance to be published; the censorship was based solely on the title of the book and not the content. …okay, not really. I just thought I’d end the day with some lighthearted humor. It’s a bit...
Whether you love it or hate it, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart does a damn good job at pointing out the idiocy spewed from all points along the political spectrum. It’s not the fault of the writers of the show that the vast majority of that idiocy comes...
In honor of the 4th of July festivities, I wanted to revisit one of my poems from my poetry book, Under a Sunlit Sky. This is a quick snapshot of the carefree days of summer and includes one of my favorite profile pictures of me. Memories blow through like...
I love South Park. I just can’t get enough of the show. Much like The Simpsons, it has a never-ending supply of material ripped from the headlines of pop culture and politics; but, unlike The Simpsons, the folks over at South Park Studios don’t pull any punches. Nothing is...
A brief poem in honor of this special day. When I look into your eyes, Can my question be wise? I need to ask, Sleep is a difficult task. With these words as sweet as wine, You must read the first word of every line. Sincerely, Wolf
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire...
A guy bought a new Mercedes two weeks ago and was out on I-75 for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph,...
Hey guys, since we’re flying Delta I had to dig this up. I’ve had the audio of this for years but wanted to find it on YouTube. I miss In Living Color!