A Morning Murder

We awoke to yet another gruesome murder scene today.
The suspect, whom the media has dubbed “Squeaky” because of her trademark sadistic removal of the plastic noise makers from inside the victims, has struck several times in the last month; but we can report that the serial stuffed animal killer is currently in custody and awaiting trial.

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