The Minneapolis Star-Tribune published a letter from Satan to evangelist Pat Robertson, responding to his comment that Haiti’s persistent troubles, including the earthquake, are due to a pact the nation made with Mephistopheles Dear Pat Robertson, I know that you know that all press is good press, so I...
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from you boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else...
Last month scientists at the University of Sydney released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones due to hops containing phytoestrogens and that...
*Received via email* Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I’v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a book so you can...
Bruce, a deity in his own mind, proclaimed, “I had to yell at a Raccoon last night. He listened.” Wolf, while playing in a field somewhere, laughed. “You mean someone actually listened to you for once? Shit, now I gotta call Guinness…” Bruce was annoyed by this and retorted,...
Let’s face it. Men and women by definition HAVE to be different. If we weren’t then we’d all be the same sex and reproduce asexually (I know some who would prefer it that way). There are some things men do better than women and some things women do better...
High School Memories 1. Did you date someone from your school? no 2. Did you marry someone from your high school? No 3. Did you car pool to school? Sometimes but not often 4. What kind of car did you have? 1979 Ford Fairmont station wagon named “The Tank”...
Hey all, it’s been quite a while since my last blog but things have been kind of- “interesting” around here. I’ve had some serious personal issues that demand attention before they get worse. Some of you know what I’m talking about. As public as I like to be some...
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the...
We all know how stressful the workplace can be. There’s office politics, morons for managers, and good days and bad days. It doesn’t matter if you work in a corporate office, a hospital, a factory, or retail. I’m providing these friendly bits of advice to help you communicate better...